Benny and the Vildachayas
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Shul Time (from "Get in Trouble")
Words and Music: Benjamin Laden
I got stoned on Yom Kippur
Spent Kol Nidre feeling pretty chipper
Man, I thought What a total mind flipper,
To be this high in shul
chorus:
Shul Time, Shul Time
Stand up, sing songs, sit down, pray.
Shul Time, Shul Time
Lose it in the mumbling sway
I drank Schnopps on Simcha Torah
Found myself in an endless hora
With the bells of the torah,
Ringing in my ear
(chorus)
I got drunk for Megillah Ester
My mind wanders off to Uncle Fester
At how he'd be a good light bulb tester,
At the Woolworths store
(chorus)