Words: The Shleps
When I left you all alone, at the pizza shop
Told me you would get a slice, and a soda pop
You were gone for quite some awhile, half an hour or more
So I went to look for you, this is what I saw:
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Pepperoni on your pizza, tell me it's not true
Pepperoni on your pizza, a treif thing to do
It says in the Torah, it's not kosher for a Jew
Cause pepperoni on your pizza, told a tale on you.
You said you were kosher, keeping Torah too
Tallit and T'fillin, mitzvot you would do
You sat there with fried pork rinds, boy what a mess
Were you eating unclean food, guess the answer's yes
Chorus
You would wear a kippa, and wear tzitzit too
Say Modeh Ani, chant the mo tovu
Daven and do mikveh, on Sabbath you would rest
Were you faking all the time, I am not impressed
Chorus
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