Jerome Kern
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A Fine Romance (as recorded in by Billy Holiday)
Words: Dorothy Fields, Music: Jerome Kern
A fine romance with no kisses
A fine romance, my friend, this is
We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes
But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potatoes
A fine romance, you won't nestle
A fine romance, you won't even wrestle
You've never mussed the crease in my blue serge pants
You never take a chance, this is a fine romance
A fine romance, my good fellow
You take romance, I'll take Jello
You're calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean
At least they flap their fins to express emotion
A fine romance, with no quarrels
with no insults, and all morals
You're just as hard to land as the Ile de France
I haven't got a chance, this is a fine romance