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Chanukah song
Words and Music: Adam Sandler et al.
Put on your Yarmulka, here comes Chanukah
So much funica, to celebrate Chanukah.
Chanukah is a festival of lights,
instead one day of presents
we have eight crazy nights
so when you feel like the only kid in town
without a Christmas tree
Here's a list of people who are Jewish like you and me:
David Lee Roth, lights the menorah
So does James Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the late Dinah Shora
Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli
Bowzer from Sha-Na-Na and Arthur Fonzarelli.
Paul Newman is half Jewish,
Goldie Hawn is half Jewish too.
Put them both together
what a fine looking Jew.
You don't need Deck the Halls
or Jingle Bell Rock
Because we can light the candles
with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock. (both Jewish)
Put on your Yarmulka, here comes Chanukah
The owner of the Seattle Supersonicas
Celebrates Chanukah.
O.J. Simpson:
Not a Jew.
But guess who is
hall of famer Rod Carew. (he converted)
We've got Anne Landers and her sister Dear Abbie
Harrison Ford is one quarter Jewish,
Not too shabby.
Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is
Well, he's not, but guess who is:
all Three Stooges.
So many Jews are in show biz
Tom Cruise isn't Jewish,
but I heard his agent is.
Tell your friend Veronica
it's time to celebrate Chanukah
I hope I get a harmonica
on this lovely, lovelly Chanukah
So drink your gin and tonica
and smoke your marijuanica
if you really wannaka, and have
a happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah.